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22 Apr 2000

OOH! WHAT A WEEK!

~~~~Don't be mistaken by the headlines. Dasch didn't win anything or lose anything. This week brought many excitement to all soccer fanatics like us.

~~~~First and foremost, most of us couldn't watch the Thursday morning clash between the ill-fated Man Utd vs Real Madrid. The reason was due to the first NTU paper at 0900 hrs thursday morning. For the rest of us, we understand your disappointment in not being able to watch the match and of course, Man Utd being knocked out of the Champions League as defending Champion!

~~~~All English team less one (Arsenal) came crashing out of the European competitions. Man Utd, Chelsea and Leed Utd, all potential winners in their respective competition, were defeated by European powerhouses Real Madrid, Barcelona and Galatasary respectively. Arsenal kept the English flag flying by beating Lens.

~~~~This goes down to show that English teams may be the most well-supported clubs in the world, but when it comes to skills and competition, the Spanish, Italians or Turkish teams are just better.

~~~~Comments, cheers and jeers? Write them in the forum.

01 May 2000

SEASON REVIEW: SIMPLY UNBEATABLE (OR UNBELIEVABLE?)

~~~~Rejoice! The exams are over! I am now slowly recovering from extensive brain damage suffered during the exam period. Probably will get all 'C's again. What a cruel world. Some people may say I deserve it for skipping lectures, daydreaming during class and starting one whole semester's revision two whole days before the exams. This is ridiculous of course, what have these got to do with that? Some people always come up with all sorts of outrageous excuses to put the blame on me. >>more of Alvan's Pre-Season Editorial

~~~~Season 2 Round up is up. Read about the great stats we have last season. Want to know how many goals we scored? How many goals conceded? Top Scorers' list (NO Daniel this time) ? Attendance List? >>more

~~~~Remember to vote for your top player at the Stupid Poll of the Moment 9. Note that only regular players who turned up will appear on the board.

~~~~Dasch Rovers will be available for challenges starting next Sunday. Get your friends or relatives or net ball team to challenge us. Email can be found above.

~~~~Final Results of Last poll no.8 (total 26 votes):

Cool dudes/Dudettes (Act Stupid-ers) of Dasch Rovers:

1. The Goalkeepers - 3 votes, 11%
2. The Defenders - 0 votes, 0%
3. The Midfielders - 0 votes, 0%
4. The Forwards - 10 votes, 38%
5. The Female Fans - 1 vote, 3%
6. The Male Fans - 0 votes, 0%
7. The teams Dasch trashed - 0 votes, 0%
8. The editors of this site - 3 votes, 11%
9. The latecomers - 2 votes, 7%
10. Yip Yiying - 7 votes, 26%

~~~~Congrats to the forwards for being the coolest dude cum act stupid excellency in Dasch Rovers!! Hey that includes Yip Yiying too!! WOO WEE..Congrats to Mr Yip!!

~~~~Do click on the advertisement above if it interest you. Some of them will pay for each click to support this site. Thank you!

02 May 2000

EXAM ENDS! TIME FOR TRASHING!!!

~~~~I can't decide whether to put "Time to Get Trashed!" or "Time to Trash!!", hence you will decide for yourself.

~~~~Ahem...with the ending of the much dreaded exams and late night mahjong sessions, it's time to kick off season 3. This is the season where we witness the long awaited maturity of Dasch Rovers, the emergence of a super power in amatuer, recreational, social, sunday footballers. Gone are the days when Dasch is always at the receiving end of 9-0, 10-0 routs. Basking in the wake of our undefeated streak in season 2 (Hey..you! Stop laughing!), we can hold our fat tummies high when walking into the field to do battle once again. The dignity of Dasch Rovers and her fans are at stake.

~~~~Dasch Rovers hereby extend her warm receiving arms to any interested teams to play against us. As usual, there are certain terms to abide to when you wish to challenge this emerging club:

1. We don't wish to pay to play. Make it WE WON'T PAY TO PLAY. We rather climb, sneak, crawl into any empty fields to play our amatuerish matches. C'mon, we are poor folks here, unless of course your team wishes to pay for the field and the referee, we will extend our sincere appreciation to you and perhaps give you a goal or two to start off with.
2. Please ensure you have 11 guys to start off with before comfirming the dates to play our matches.
3. We only play on Sunday. Other days for our wives, girlfriends and mistresses.
4. We are only 22-23 years old. I know everyone says that players peak at these age, but hey..Dasch is different. We are still as childish as ever. So please please give us a chance. Field your lousiest team.
5. No S-league clubs, S-league under-21,17,14,12 or 10 teams please. Neither we will accept Milo squad, youth team etc. We may still consider some school teams or girls team.

~~~~Er..if you read the above conditions and are still interested to contact Dasch for last minute appeals, please do email us at the above address or write in our forum. We promise we will get back to you as soon as possible.

~~~~Interested sponsors can contact us too. We only need balls, drinks, cash, women, babes and mercedes. Nothing much really.

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