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20 Mar 2000

ENOUGH FOR 1 OR 2 MORE MATCHES BEFORE SEASON ENDS FOR EXAMS

~~~~NTU exams are starting on the 20 April 2000, and NUS's roughly a week before or after NTU's. In other words we got one or two more chances to extend our winning streak and make this one of the shortest season we ever had.

~~~~The available dates are (all Sunday): 25 April & 2nd April. Whoever wish to challenge us, plz do email us. Quick Quick! Last chance to trash Dasch before everyone breaks to play Starcraft every night!!!

~~~~The top management wish to congratulate Chekkeng for being selected to do his Professional Attachment at prestigious organisations (which for those engineers out, you guys won't know a damn about it, so i won't write the names here). Chekkeng, when u are there, besides buayaing, can u plz source some sponsorship for us? Accounting firms pay big bucks.

~~~~And for those who are doing just as well somewhere (eg our long lost chemical engineering guys at NUS) ...STOP being selfish and pass some As to the others.

~~~~Is Man Utd going to get relegated? Will Beckham lose his wife cos he shave his head? Let's hope our co-editor write some nonsense again to cheer us up.

03 Apr 2000

MARCHING ON...

~~~~... to April. Hey! March is over now. That's fast. Today is April Fool's day already. (Er...that should be 3 days ago.)

A brief memo from the Co-editorial Desk

Good mood.. inspiring thoughts... a sunny and (as usual) dateless Saturday.. so here's the next editorial for the nationally-acclaimed Dasch "don't act stupid" Web. I've just finished a stupid 15-page report on the impact of the Asian economic crisis on blah blah blah. And finished at the very last minute, cos I started writing it at the second-last minute. Whee! What a bloody relief! Actually I cheated. I did only 14 pages, the 15th page was the bibliography which I hope my professor won't notice. Also threw in lots of irrelevant tables, graphs and statistics to fill up the space. Not bad, made the deadline.. my reputation as a serious, hardworking, determined, model student is still intact (as long as you people don't betray me). A shining example and excellent role model to all the little kids out there - that's me.

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12 Apr 2000

IT'S THAT TIME OF THE YEAR AGAIN...

~~~~... when everyone is either sleeping (YAY! No lessons already!!!) or mugging (YAY! More A's for me!!!). Whatever you do or ****, DaschWeb is always here for you to tell everyone your adventures in the "red light district" hostels of NTU/NUS.

~~~~I am sure the hottest thing that is on everyone's mind now is definitely NOT about your Dynamics and Forces or your Asian Culture and the World Mambo Jumbo (Yeah! Wednesday nite!! Force Alvan to go!!) or your H20 (or white stuff) thingy. I am sure everyone is thinking of which opponents to trash or which girls to conquer AFTER and DURING the exams. Fear not, spread your tips in the forum!!

~~~~The editors of LIVE-E labelled us as "A personal soccer fanatic website featuring players, matches, results, forums etc. Cool website!" Er...they forgot the babes. And they forgot it's ACT COOL not COOL website. Not to mention ACT STUPID.

~~~~Have fun and all the best for your exams. Study hard and study smart. Now..is tonite's mahjong game still on???...

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