.. and December too. Welcome back to the exciting new football season after the tedium and depression of the stupid exam season. (I know some of our straight As guys actually love school work.. but I am not in the mood to hear about such abnormal behaviour ok..) So what can we look forward to in the following months (besides chasing skirts)?

Bright things are in store for Dasch Rovers this new season, as we seek to extend our incredible 3-match unbeaten streak, terrorise other teams, dominate the local scene and establish a reputation for ourselves... regarded with respect and held in awe... something like the local version of Man United, but much more likeable and cuddlier lah. The dark clouds are, of course, the ones hanging in the sky... Nov-Dec are traditionally the coldest, wettest part of the year (though Nov so far has been unusually hot and humid). That means we will probably have to play most of our matches in the rain and worse, in the mud. Not the best of conditions in which to play soccer, considering the lousy pitches we have. Of course, certain mud-loving morons like our captain are probably overjoyed that they can splash around in the brown stuff and end the game looking heroic.. mud-, grass-, sweat- and rain-soaked... like they're leading actors in some action movie. All we need to complete the picture is some blood.

Quite a number of teams have lined up to play us (six at last count)... which is a good sign that finally, people are taking notice of Dasch. All these is due to our reputation as a side which loses easily and as the prefect training session opponents in preparation for the real thing... that's why other teams are eager to have a game with us whipping boys. For the coming matches, the tactics, first XI, formation etc etc I think we will make up as we go along.. as usual. Nobody ever listens to sensible advice anyway.. "HAHAHA.. play the co-ed as center forward?? What crazy stupid idea!! HAHAHAH" See what I mean?

A brief note on our self-proclaimed one and only female fan, CEO and manager.. whatever happened to Goddess Isadora? Before the exams, she was hanging around in the Forum... flirting, trading personal info, jokes and insults with us. After the exams, she went MIA. I think most likely she found a new flame huh? Her last message (I think) was to say she's not sure whether she will go to watch us play. In other words, she will not go to watch us play. Sigh... what a tragic love story between us and her... how sad.. over even before it started.

Here ends the stupid editorial for Nov. Let us hope for some fine weather ahead.. preferably on matchdays. And some fine results as well.

Co-editor, DaschWeb

The editor says....our stupid co-ed actually posed as me when writing this editorial. What a bloody shame! Luckily i was quick to act and put his name below the article.

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