Conditions to Whip Us...

~~~~Ahem...with the ending of the much dreaded exams and late night mahjong sessions, it's time to kick off season 3. This is the season where we witness the long awaited maturity of Dasch Rovers, the emergence of a super power in amatuer, recreational, social, sunday footballers. Gone are the days when Dasch is always at the receiving end of 9-0, 10-0 routs. Basking in the wake of our undefeated streak in season 2 (Hey..you! Stop laughing!), we can hold our fat tummies high when walking into the field to do battle once again. The dignity of Dasch Rovers and her fans are at stake.

~~~~Dasch Rovers hereby extend her warm receiving arms to any interested teams to play against us. As usual, there are certain terms to abide to when you wish to challenge this emerging club:

1. We don't wish to pay to play. Make it WE WON'T PAY TO PLAY. We rather climb, sneak, crawl into any empty fields to play our amatuerish matches. C'mon, we are poor folks here, unless of course your team wishes to pay for the field and the referee, we will extend our sincere appreciation to you and perhaps give you a goal or two to start off with.
2. Please ensure you have 11 guys to start off with before comfirming the dates to play our matches.
3. We only play on Sunday. Other days for our wives, girlfriends and mistresses.
4. We are only 22-23 years old. I know everyone says that players peak at these age, but hey..Dasch is different. We are still as childish as ever. So please please give us a chance. Field your lousiest team.
5. No S-league clubs, S-league under-21,17,14,12 or 10 teams please. Neither we will accept Milo squad, youth team etc. We may still consider some school teams or girls team.

~~~~Er..if you read the above conditions and are still interested to contact Dasch for last minute appeals, please do email us at the above address or write in our forum. We promise we will get back to you as soon as possible.

~~~~Interested sponsors can contact us too. We only need balls, drinks, cash, women, babes and mercedes. Nothing much really.